*bliss/glee*

Oh joy is my heart, whilst in the presence of my Izzy!

*even more bliss/glee, in a totally manly way. Because I'm a man like that.*

I know I don't write much anymore... Okay, at all anymore, but I am just so happy right now that I can not contain it.

The day started out splendidly, wi-...

I am so sorry, but I am far too exhausted to launch into one of my narratives at the moment, so instead, I will just explain to you what makes Izzy so perfect. In list form.

1. She has a gorgeous smile. It's one of those smiles that reminds you that you love her, even if she did just finish crushing your pelvis with her palm (completely on accident, of course).
2. She pulls off short shorts like no one I've ever seen. It almost broke my heart to see her change into jeans, although I'm sure it would have been better if I had actually seen it. Which leads into my next point;
3. How the hell does she manage to get her skin that soft? Oh my god, it just takes one run of my hand up her thigh and... *shudders*.
4. She once performed an interpretive dance illustrating, in full, the entire life cycle of moss, to the music of Blue Man Group.
   
5. She smells amazing. Even just smelling the sleeve that she was leaning on makes me happier than even my guitar makes me. If you don't know me that well, this is equivalent to Albert Einstein loving something more than the unified theory.
6. She has great taste in music (even if she does like Spice Girls). I know I rag on her all the time for it, but all her music is good. Of course, she dislikes many of the bands I listen to, but that's forgivable when I don't have to listen to crap when it's her turn to pick music.
   
7. Even if she leads you around for infinity miles down a beach looking for a secluded spot (passing by probably 5 or 6 perfectly suitable spots on the way), looking as sexy as she can possibly manage, you still want to jump her when you finally find said spot. Well, I do, you better not or I may have to kick some ass, which leads into the next point;
8. She has a nice ass. Nice indeed, which is a good deal of why she pulls of the aforementioned short shorts so well (sorry for the objectification, love, but it's true).
9. She hates brillo pads as much as I do.
10. She is an amazing artist (even though she would probably argue me to the death about this, depending on whether she was currently working on something or not). This is sexy.
11. She can sing. Good. Like, probably better than you can (although she would probably argue that as well. If she does, don't listen to her. She doesn't know what she's talking about :P).
12. "The skies are fluffy today!" *thinks happily to himself*
13. She has beautiful, full, gorgeously awe-inspiring lips. They're truly amazing. And luscious. And lithe... And supple. Yes... *thinks happily to himself again*
14. Her writing is remarkably thoughtful and insightful, especially when compared the writing of her peers.
15. She once, without provocation, launched into a detailed description of a chemical process involved in food-making. It was quite thorough.
16. Kleptomaniac! (don't worry though, they were prismacolours, so it was justified)
17. She doesn't mind that I'm a bit of a klepto.
18. "Pleasey please, pleasey please, pleasey pleasey please please."
19. She has the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen; all be-speckled with a myriad of colours. Probably the most beautiful eyes that you'll ever see as well. HEY! I see the disbelief in your insanely-inferior eyes! I wouldn't lie to you, okay? Stop being so damn cynical.
    
20. She won't mind that I stopped the list here, for the sake of all the people reading this who don't want to hear my love-stricken ranting.
    

Yes, that's right. Izzy contains all of those qualities, and much, much more. *waits for the sound of minds being blown*

That's it for this entry, so until next time (hopefully sooner than usual), I bid thee all adios.