There's a time and place for everything...

and here happens to be the time, and place, for me to tell you all a little secret about myself. I've kept this to myself for a very long time, but I think it's time that I reveal to the world what's been hiding deep inside my heart for so long. I know that a lot of people, especially my old best friend, will find what I have to say extremely surprising, maybe even shocking, but it has to be said. I just feel very much that I need to get this off of my chest.

I'm just kind of afraid that my friends, and you all, will never look at me the same way again. You'll begin to judge me, begin to maybe even dislike me because of it. I don't even know how Izzy is going to react... I just hope that she doesn't react badly, and tries to understand. I'm not like this because of anybody, or in spite of anybody; I just over the years have come to realize that a big part of who I was is not a reality, that in truth, I am very different. For many years I pretended I was that thing, living life as a lie. I used to think I was, I swear! I was just confused... But, I know the truth now, and that truth is that—I can't believe I'm telling you all this, finally—I... I... I like cake better than pie. I'm sorry if you don't agree with this viewpoint, but it's how I am! Okay!