TMI Tuesday (on Wednesday) I

I didn't do this for a long time because I figured it was mostly aimed at women (especially looking at some of the questions they ask), but then I realized nobody reads this blog anyways. That, and I don't care. It's something to do. So, without further ado, I present to you "TMI Tuesday (on Wednesday)".

1. Does the carpet match the drapes?
I don't have drapes in my house...

2. Have you ever used personal information about someone to blackmail them?
I can't say I have, sorry. I have used somebody's personal information to help them through a problem though. *waits for admiration*

3. What is your favorite thing to lick?
My own penis. I'm just joking with you! Probably lips.

4. Have you ever had sex in a place of worship? (i.e., church, temple, mosque, etc.)
I never have, and probably never wi- WAIT! No sex, but I "got dirty" in one of its many forms in my room, which contains many guitars, which automatically qualify it as being a place of worship.

5. If you watch video porn, do you buy it in a store, from a catalog, online, or download it? LINK!!! ;)
Download it illegally. Or, just view the samples on websites, although I haven't done either in a very long time.

Bonus (as in optional): How often, if ever, do you "fake it?"
Umm... that's a tough one. I've never technically faked "it". I faked coming close to "it" (which I still feel terrible for), but I imagine it's quite difficult for a man to fake "it". At least, in most situations.