TMI Tuesday (on Wednesday) V (Wednesday in Europe version)

1. Leather, lace or silk?
Lace, by far. Silk is too slippery, and leather is too cow-y, although the latter is best for bondage situations I suppose.

2. Do you subscribe (or regularly buy) to any "dirty" magazines? Which ones?
I think that I would be too self-conscious to ever buy a single magazine, let alone make regular purchases or subscriptions. Besides that, I actually don't have a desire to... at all.

3. Have you ever had sex in water (tub/pool/lake/ocean)?
No I have not. I don't really have a desire to either... why do these questions keep invoking thoughts of mal-desire in me?

4. The three words that best describe you in bed are ____, ____, and ____. Three words that best describe your most recent partner in bed are ____, ____, and ____.
Let me think... best describe me in bed... I honestly couldn't tell you. You would have to ask Izzy; she knows better than I do. For Izzy though? Umm... luscious, adventurous, and surprising. Good combination if you ask me.

5. Did you lose your virginity as an impetuous youth, "to prove that you loved" him/her, because of a romantic gesture, a newly wed or other (please describe because I can't think of what an "other" might be)?
None of the above. Not even other... To be perfectly honest, I never really considered myself to posses "virginity". It wasn't anything that effected my decision to have sex. I never had to grapple with wanting to have sex, but not wanting to lose my virginity, or not wanting to regret it or anything like that. It was always just an issue of "should we have sex" sort of thing, completely separate from virginity.

Bonus (as in optional): Name three words that:
a) get you excited
"Hey look, stairs."

b) make you squirm
"Are you game?" :P

c) make you laugh
"Interpretive moss dance", in a very longing-reminiscent sort of laugh.