TMI Tuesday (on Wednesday) VI

1. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?
Over, for sure. Under people are douches. For sure.

2. Toilet when you are done: everything up, seat down but lid up, everything down?
Seat down, lid up. Enough consideration for men who have to pee very badly, without enough time to lift a seat, but also keeps women from falling into toilets.

3. When was the last time you kissed someone not your significant other? [I am talking about a kiss with some gusto not just a little hello or goodbye peck]
Never. Wait, who is not my current significant other, or the current S.I. at the time? The last time besides Izzy was waaaay over a year ago. Almost a year and a half ago. Almost exactly a year and a half ago, actually. I've never kissed anyone besides my current significant other.

4. Would you rather have you significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.]
Have sex with. Who in their right minds would pick fall in love with? Fall in love with, and they're lost; but if they just have sex you can work it out eh.

5. If you had $1,000,000 to give away, how would you divide it up? Who and how much?
I would get all of it, but I would buy plenty of gifts for everyone. Plus pay off my parents house and new van for them. The rest would go to my education, and to a retirement plan for me and my parents.

Bonus (as in optional): Tell us something that very few people know about you.
My first girlfriend once chased me around in her driveway, insisting that I touch her boobs, but I wouldn't. She had huge boobs too...