1. Describe your first kiss.
It was at a summer program at the University of Idaho two summers ago. I had been dating a girl from the program since about the second week we were there, and we had been dating for about two or three weeks. For about a week before she kept giving me notes about how bad she wanted to kiss me while in certain rooms, and she tried telling me to kiss her a while before while we were on a ferris wheel, but I totally froze and didn't kiss her. I told her that I had never kissed anyone before, so she said she'd help me out.. Finally we got some time alone, and she asked if she could kiss me, and then she did. Well, after I answered yes, of course. She actually gave me a quick lesson beforehand lol. Man, that sounds like a very feminine first kiss experience doesn't it? Hehe... I started that sentence with "man". I love irony.
2. Should a person's pubic hair be trimmed, shaved, or just grown out as the jungle God intended it to be?
Trimmed is preferable, although I have no problem at all with a full grown forest down there.
3. What's the best super-hero comic book movie ever made?
Daredevil, by far. A blind superhero is the most bad-ass you can possibly get in one single man.
4. Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi, although if you get a chance to get it in a glass bottle, Coke wins by far.
5. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Not once. I am a ninja.
6. Which way do you lean your head when going for a kiss?
Whichever way I please! I will not be oppressed!
7. Jockstraps, sexy or no?
... I hate how these are aimed at women, but you know what? I'm going to answer anyways, because I rock like that. Sexy, definitely. It shows that a man is sensitive enough to put himself at risk, but has enough foresight to protect himself as well.
Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever used the excuse, "Oh, I was so drunk that night, I don't remember a THING!"
Straight edge for life! And don't you forget it.
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
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She gave you a lesson? Ew. Does that mean that every time you've done something, it was under her direction? I feel gross now.
ReplyDeleteHmm...your jockstrap answer was far too well-thought-out. You think about them often, don't you?
...Still haven't answered me about your ex-Wiccan, dear. Should I be disturbed? =D
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