TMI Tuesday (on Wednesday) VIII

1. Define "infidelity" as it relates to a relationship. Have you ever been guilty of infidelity? Have you ever been the victim of infidelity? Have you ever been a participant in someone else's infidelity?
I have not ever been guilty of infidelity, or the victim of infidelity... or participated in infidelity of any sort. My life is so dull. One of my ex-girlfriends fell for another guy while on the tail end of our relationships, so maybe that counts a little bit...

2. What is the last thing you stole?
Umm... A game called Pirate Farkel. It's pretty sweet. All the dice have skull and crossbones instead of ones, and it comes with a little carrying case. Plus, it's a fun game. Woot for kleptomania!

3. Name one place in your country that you have never been but would like to visit and why.
I used to always want to go to New Orleans and take all the graveyard tours, and visit all the occult shops, just because it'd be neat. I still want to, but not as much as I used to. I'd love to just visit everywhere in a huge, round the country road trip though. That'd be fun.

4. What movies can you watch over and over again?
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare before Christmas, Wayne's World (1&2), A Life Less Ordinary, The Ladykillers, The Big Nothing, Boondock Saints, Sin City, Benny & Joon, I Love You to Death, Caveman... and there are quite a few more movies that I love, but I'm blanking right now. I'm a sucker for a good movie.

5. Who is the last person you saw naked?
In person? My girlfriend, Izzy. And I plan on keeping it that way for as long as I can, because I quite enjoy that sight. Last person period? A few minutes ago I saw an artistic nude on deviantART.

Bonus (as in optional): In honor of the 237 reasons we have sex study. Tell us at least five but not more than ten reason you have had sex.

1. My girlfriend is hot.
2. My girlfriend is horny.
3. I am horny.
4. See #1
5. Probably something about rebelling and whatnot, but who can really tell what you're doing because you want to and what you're doing because other people don't want you to? Teenage years are nice and confusing like that. :P
   

TMI Tuesday (on Wednesday) VII

1. What is the worst/corniest pick up line someone has used on you and/or you used?
Never. Answers both options. Well, not with proper grammar, but I think it gives the proper idea.

2. Have you ever gone out on a date with someone and went home with someone else? Explain.
I don't think I've ever officially been on a date. At least, not one in which I pick somebody up, take them someplace, and then take them to a home. I guess technically I have, in the literal sense of the question, in that me and Izzy have went with some of my friends, and then I go home with my friends after we drop her off. In the sense that is shown in the connotations of the question, however, no.

3. What is the worst thing (spread a rumor, hook up with their SO, etc...) that you did to a friend? Did they do anything to deserve it?
I freaked out on my friend Jillian about something that she was in the right about. It wasn't even really my problem; her and another friend were in a huge fight, and I stepped in, very rudely. I guess that's not even that terrible... *shrugs*

4. What is your favorite sex scene in a regular movie (not porn)? Why?
Fight Club has a ridiculous one with slow motion and everything which is pretty sweet, but I'd have to say the ones in Love Actually. Wait... are they porn? The actors in the movie are playing people who are acting in a porn movie... and the sex is in the porn film within the movie... but it's not actually in a porn film. Dilemma! I'll go with those ones, because they rock. I love the humour in them, and I think they're surprisingly frank for being so fabricated on principle. They're kind of bored with it, because it's their job and all, but there's a level of "falling in love" that you see that's outside of the typical, sex->love process you see in most movies, while still being during sex. Plus, they hold conversations through them. Who doesn't love that kind of sex?

5. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? What would you change on your SO?
I would chill the fuck out. I get stressed out about stupid stuff, and then snap at other people for retarded things. It's not fair to them.

About Izzy; self confidence, for sure. She blames herself for every single thing that ever happens regarding her, and she just can't see herself in a good light on barely anything. I think she's getting better about it though, which is a happy thing.

Bonus (as in optional): What countries, other than your own, have you had sex in? Was it someone on the trip with you? Someone from that country?
None. I've had sex in another house... in another city even... but not another country. How does Canada sound, Izzy?

[Edit:] I had sex in a Canadian. That kind of counts, right? Does it make me seem spicier and more well traveled?

Random blog-ness

I have grown increasingly aware of the fact that I no longer write; not just in this blog, but anywhere at all. I used to write quite prolifically. I used to have dreams of being a famous writer, with my own column in a newspaper of magazine, or a famous poet, or just of writing for myself at least. I used to be quite good. I am no longer.

I'm rusty. Rustier than I think I have ever been at anything else in my entire life. How could I let one of my biggest dreams, one of my favorite things to do, fall so lax? It's sad really. I think I've filled that hole, at least at the moment, with music; which I enjoy doing just as much as I enjoyed writing once upon a time, but I still wish that I wrote.

Wow... look at that blog entry. I'd try to edit it at least a bit, but I think I'll leave it. It helps prove my point eh.

TMI Tuesday (on Wednesday) VI

1. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?
Over, for sure. Under people are douches. For sure.

2. Toilet when you are done: everything up, seat down but lid up, everything down?
Seat down, lid up. Enough consideration for men who have to pee very badly, without enough time to lift a seat, but also keeps women from falling into toilets.

3. When was the last time you kissed someone not your significant other? [I am talking about a kiss with some gusto not just a little hello or goodbye peck]
Never. Wait, who is not my current significant other, or the current S.I. at the time? The last time besides Izzy was waaaay over a year ago. Almost a year and a half ago. Almost exactly a year and a half ago, actually. I've never kissed anyone besides my current significant other.

4. Would you rather have you significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.]
Have sex with. Who in their right minds would pick fall in love with? Fall in love with, and they're lost; but if they just have sex you can work it out eh.

5. If you had $1,000,000 to give away, how would you divide it up? Who and how much?
I would get all of it, but I would buy plenty of gifts for everyone. Plus pay off my parents house and new van for them. The rest would go to my education, and to a retirement plan for me and my parents.

Bonus (as in optional): Tell us something that very few people know about you.
My first girlfriend once chased me around in her driveway, insisting that I touch her boobs, but I wouldn't. She had huge boobs too...