1. What did you eat for dinner yesterday?
I had half a crab (with loads of garlic butter), garlic bread, and a salad.
2. How much cash is in your purse/wallet right now?
Exactly $0.00.
3. What have you done to avoid being flirted with by someone you didn’t like?
I just kind of laugh and move on. That generally works.
4. Do you believe the theory “Once a cheater always a cheater”?
I think it depends on the person. Some people should not be allowed to claim to be in a relationship, but others just make really, really stupid decisions. I think though that after twice they're not worth your time.
5. Describe your sex life in two words.
Gigantic penis.
Bonus: Would you/have you ever paid money for sex?
I have not, and also never would. It's too risky STD wise etc. Just not worth my time. Plus I'm stone-cold sexy, so I doubt I'd ever need to. I think that I could get a prostitute to sleep with me for free if I wanted to. She'd ask if she could pay ME.
Ouch. Your quote indents hurt my brain...I don't like the blue apostrophes.
ReplyDeleteSo I can cheat on you once, then? Is this retroactive, or do I start with a fresh record?
What's TMI?
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