here is a picture of my uber-hot girlfriend; kissing a dog skeleton. A FUCKING DOG SKELETON! Blows your boyfriend and/or girlfriend's mind! And yours! Both your minds! What's that I just heard? Was that your penis and/or vagina exploding? I JUST BLEW BOTH YOUR HEADS (and/or not-head, but genitalia none-the-less)! You hermaphrodite bitches.
Now that that's out of the way, I am sorry for your lack of head(s) but I had to do it. The world has to know. You see those things, dangling from her ears? No, attached to her earlobes. FUCKING GUITAR PICKS! Yeah, that's right, things you pick guitars with. "Kick-ass!" you say? "Fuck yeah!" I say. Fuck yeah indeed...
Again, sorry about the head(s),
Lucious
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Thank you so much for acquiring my permission to put a picture of me up on the intrawebz.
And my hair looks better now, doesn't it?
And hey, thanks for informing the world that this blog entry wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for me.
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