Mr. Happy says "IF YOU’RE GOING OUT (OR IN), ALWAYS WEAR YOUR BEST HAT."

This blows my mind. Yes, that is a condom, and yes, that is the Wal*Mart smiley with a condom hat. And also, again, yes, the quote above is actually from www.mrhappyshat.com. I also rather childishly feel giddy at the fact that the website name, with its improper punctuation, spells out "Mr. Happy Shat".

According to the site,

People were asked: “If you had the opportunity, would you rather:
1) work?
2) eat?
3) play? or
4) use a Mr. Happy’s Hat condom?

Voters overwhelming chose # 4 - to use a Mr. Happy’s Hat condom!

Really, aren't the last three about the same choice?

I also find it humorous that the "Quality" page contained this delightful pic:

Is it me or does it appear that these employees stole Mr. Happy's hat?

This was included in a bag of condoms from our family planning center. I highly doubt that a contraceptive company whose main marketing strategy is humour is really going to fit into the whole "not getting pregnant until you're ready" motto of family planning clinic. Quality aside, I still probably wouldn't use it because I have a feeling this one is going straight up on my wall. Forever.

*giggles to self about condom hat*

-Lucious