Oh How Dastardly this Dreary Distance Betwixt Us! (written in patented arbitrary, yet delightfully non-poetic, free-verse)

I miss my

darling

sunshine.

It has been quite some time since our last meeting. Quite some time more since we have spent an

extended

amount of time with each other.

This

saddens

me.

I hope to see her again soon,

but I have no idea

when.

 

Or how.

 

In different, but equally

(nearly)

terrible news my gum hurts.

Not the entire

gum,

but rather just a

portion

between two of my front teeth. It is quite

swollen.

And also

is painful.

Quite unfortunate,

yes?

 

-Luci

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