In an effort to blog and write more I have decided that I am going to start forcing myself to write an entry every single day, whether or not I actually have something to say. The quality may be sub-par but hell, it can't be much worse than when I spend time on it, so why the hell not?
For this first, groundbreaking entry I am going to show you all an aerial view of my home. Yes, that's right, Lucious is going to break the great facade that his his persona and show you a glimpse into his actual, and quite mundane, life.
My house is the one with the tan roof. Yes, we do rock the neighborhood like that. The car next to my house? Not mine. To the direct left of my house, you will see the house of our neighbors, Patty and Dieters, and directly north of our house you will see the house of our other neighbors, Rick and Cathy. They are the reason we can't park our car in our driveway, which is a story that I will save for another entry, in case I can't think of anything to say on another day. The house to the left of Patty and Dieters, or two houses to the left of us, is the house of Brady. Brady use to take drugs, but again, I will save those stories for another post as well. The house diagonally across the intersection belongs to a man named Harry. Harry is a dick. Ironic eh? But yet again, this is a story for another, equally uninspired day.
I hope you have enjoyed a quick overview of my neighborhood. You may refer back to this in the future, in case you need a point of reference for any upcoming stories.
I love you with all my heart,
Lucious
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1) You do not love them.
ReplyDelete2) You spent THAT LONG writing an entry that I couldn't even properly read?
3) Thanks for attributing MY MADE-UP WORD to me.
God, you just have to ruin my life, don't you?
Oh, the picture just loaded. Cross out the latter half of 2).
ReplyDeleteAnd...oh, that must be your garage, huh?
Hey, look. We had sex there. And a little ...dear, it's only north in the picture, right? 'Cos...you're...this picture is facing south, is it not?
The top of the picture is north. The bottom of the picture is south.
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