God is Not a Republican!

It's official. iGod told me so. Here is an actual transcript:

Human: what do you think of george bush?
God: he is President of the United States.
Human: Do you like George Bush?
God: he He is okay but I am a not a Republican.
Human: are you a democrat?
God: No I am a .

Apparently, God is either an independent, or a member of the Space Party. I always knew the republicans were wrong.

[Update]

Apparently, God is also an American hating robot, as seen in the following excerpt:

Human: Is the united states your favorite country?
God: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Human: What is your favorite country?
God: That is a politically charged question. Robots don't need passports, so I can go to any country. I was originally created in the United States.

This One's For the Ladies (TMI Tuesday [on Wednesday] XII)

Well, one lady in particular: My lady. I miss her a ridiculous amount right now, and I really wish I could see her (hopefully today, and definitely Saturday, so yay!). Here ya go babe. Sorry I'm not exciting enough to have legit answers to all of these :P.

1. In the midst of a hangover have you ever promised to "never drink again?" How long until you broke that vow?

No Hangovers yet! Well... no more drinking since the previous post on drinking either... I honestly don't know what to think about that.

2. What is the stupidest thing you have ever done while drinking (or not if it is really stupid) but thought it seemed like a good idea at the time?

Got bitchy because people weren't watching Mitch Hedberg. He really is funny though, and I honestly just wanted people to be entertained.

3. On a scale of 1-10, where do you rate green beer?

...? Question mark is within 1-10, right? It's gotta be...

4. Have you ever kissed someone you shouldn't have (drunk or sober)?

I kissed someone I should be kissing right now. Valid answer? No? WELL TOO BAD!

5. What is the stupidest thing you have ever seen a drunk do (besides driving a car)?

Probably sleep with me (Oh burn!). But seriously, probably chasing me around the house trying to grope my penis. That was really starting to get ridiculous. Entertaining, but ridiculous.

There you go, honey. TMI! Woot!