Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Moth Threesome

Not a rock band name, as first comes to mind. No, "moth threesome" is an actual, real-life, in reality event that I have just witnessed. No joke. Glancing about my bathroom mid-urination I happen to see what looks like a strange caterpillar weaving its way up the wall next to my toilet. Upon closer inspection, precariously leaning closer to the wall and further toward the edge of the toilet, I realize that this is not one, but three creatures in a presumably kinky conga-line of orgasmia. I can not even begin to describe the level of surprise and/or arousal that I felt after experiencing this sight. It was truly mind expanding, and I wish that you could have experienced it as well. But alas, only I have... I am like Buddha reaching his enlightenment. I shall call my religion Mothgasmia, and my ceremonies will consist entirely of orgies modeled after the Father-mother-mother moth. Oooh... what sexes were these moths? It entices the mind!

Lucious Ash

1 comment:

  1. You know it was male-male-female, because that's how the real world is: Guys just simply flock. =P

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